disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via dancefuckerdancev)


I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.

I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.

I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.

I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.

I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.

I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.

I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.

I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.

I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.

(via fuckyeahchandlerbing)

So I’m up this early in the morning watching the lunar eclipse. I got up, put on jacket and went outside. I looked up and felt at peace. I remember when I was little I wanted to be astronomer. I was obsessed with learning about space. I even had this book that was only about 70 pages or so but I would reread it over and over again. I’m sure at one point I had most of it memorized. But today as I looked up, I also felt a sense of sadness.

For years I asked my mom for a telescope. She always insisted that we lived in the city and that I wouldn’t be able to see anything. After years putting in a telescope as my birthday and christmas request I finally stopped asking. Now, I’m not trying to blame my mom for anything. I’m certain that she was trying to let me down easy. After all, it is easier for everyone to say that we live in the city and can’t see anything than say that you just don’t have enough money for that. I know that is why I never got one. 

Needless to say, I’ll always love space science and I still hold it near and dear to my heart. But on days like this I remember how it was to truly be passionate about something and nothing depresses me more than realizing that I don’t dream big anymore. 

To this day I still don’t own a telescope. I don’t think I knew until today but I still truly want one. 


We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.

We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.

(via penishole)

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
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aviariannasaysshowmethemusic:

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

I’m gonna go with no….

aviariannasaysshowmethemusic:

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

I’m gonna go with no….

(via thefuuuucomics)

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

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