We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.

We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.

(via penishole)

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
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This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
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aviariannasaysshowmethemusic:

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

I’m gonna go with no….

aviariannasaysshowmethemusic:

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

I’m gonna go with no….

(via thefuuuucomics)

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

“It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.”
— Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)

(via errrcuhruh)

“What a fucking nerd”
— Me talking about someone I love  (via katisque)

(via errrcuhruh)

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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(via thefuuuucomics)

klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

(via talkingincursive)

candycrushruinedmylife:

i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????

(via willngrace)

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

(via death-by-lulz)